Alton's Pickles

You will never be lonely again when you have vats of pickles you need to look after and care for on a daily basis. Thank you, Alton.

I mean we are all pretty sure how to pickle a cucumber and then culinary master Alton Brown comes along with his science and patience to make legit mf'n PICKLES.

The most sincere thank you to the perfection that is Alton Brown, his Good Eats team and to Food Network & Scripps for bringin 'em all to us.