Tostitos' Red Pepper Salsa

Where there is smoke there is flavortown.

Y'know that deliciousness in a lot of vegan ham, bacon and hot dogs.. smells like a fire pit and tastes so meaty. This has that.

Why it's not on the label as the #1 selling point we will never know.
But I am here to tell you: This tastes like smoked tomatoes!

Tostitos isn't messing around when it comes to salsa, either, may I highlight 2 other ingredients? Onion broth & Carrot juice. Not. Messing. Around.

Quaker's Crispy Minis

This was a quick vegan fix to a buncha Chicago Mix popcorn porn I stumbled across on the internets.

Both of these flavors are accidentally vegan: The slightly spicy, powdery Sweet Chili together with the crunchy, smoothly glazed Caramel Kettle Corn make a beautiful sweet & savory treat for your mouth.

Snyder's Jalapeño & Sour Linkz

Sweet 'n Savory.
The balance lets you go longer. One cleanses the palate for the other, non?
Snyder's of Hanover Jalapeño Sourdough Pretzels have become the snack I think of when I'm eating all other snacks. Be warned. They are out of this world.
Maynards Sour Patch Kids Linkz. We think their machinery broke. It's the centipede of candy, and that's a good thing.

Walmart's Maple Cones

You are officially in a Canadian Walmart when you get 15 Maple Cones for $1. Or as the label says, "Composed Taffy with Maple Flavour." Love.

Seriously. A buck! We'll take it.

Colgin Liquid Smoke

This makes stuff taste meaty. Smoky, robust, thick, deep and delicious flavor for the plant foods you love. I've seen these selling for 99 cents at American Walmarts, and 4.99 at a fancy Canadian food store. Just sayin.

Guy Fieri Salsa

Da $pice is Right Chipotle Salsa // Guy Fieri, a photo by VeganBananas on Flickr.

Vegans can now enjoy a taste of Guy Fieri !
And yes, I will totally keep this jar forever.