Frugal Gourmet's Garlic Salad

How to do garlic. Inside and out. Also, possibly the 2 best food tv quotes ever?
"I've never tried this dish. Bill just described it to me."
"I'm choking to death not on the garlic, but the cracker. It wasn't the garlic."
Big garlicky thanks to StickyTape TV for uploading this Accidentally Vegan PBS gem!